He doesn’t fit. I know because I’ve tried it. Many a time. Here are a few signs that you’ve tried to cram the Almighty into a small space: – He’ll never be able to be a witness for Christ after all he’s done. – God would never use someone who hasn’t been to seminary to lead a church. – Attending church on the internet is not real. – Jesus would never want anyone to get a tattoo. I know so many people who are considered unqualified for ministry. These men and women are leading others to Christ each and every day. Seminary degrees can be extremely useful, but without God’s power, that piece of paper doesn’t do much. Did you know that people are turning their lives over to Christ left and right via the WWW? And that they are experiencing fellowship without ever seeing someone’s face? And don’t even get me started on how many people I know who use their tattoos to minister to the lost. Tattoos aren’t my personal cup ‘o tea, but they work for others. My point here is that we cannot assume, in our finite minds, that we know all that God can and will do. I have seen God use “inappropriate” people to accomplish His will on this earth puh-LEN-tee. After all, if God can speak through Balaam’s donkey, I think He can speak through anyone. I’m just sayin’.