My Endless Talents

Not only am I ambidextrous, but I can also pick up things with my toes. That is a skill that most every woman learns and usually perfects during her miserable time of growing a baby 9 FULL months of the blessed pregnancy. But, as amazing as those two things sound, I have one more talent. One more holy cow, how did she do that trick.

I can eat a saltine cracker in its entirety without even using my hands.

It is a sight to see. What can you do?

14 thoughts on “My Endless Talents”

  1. I’m really jealous Mrs. Beall. I’m sure I have some sort of talent. My preacher’s wife momma can shoot a bird with her middle toe. I’m afraid she got all the talent. And, where I come from, making obcene gestures with your feet is pure talents.

  2. Ha! I’m 7 1/2 months preggo and if it weren’t for my awesome toes I would never pick anything up off the floor. 🙂

  3. What? No you-tube. C’mon, Cindy. You can’t just say you can do it without showing us. As a matter of fact, I don’t believe you. I can flatten a dime between my butt cheeks, so there! raf

  4. How do you open the package and get it in your mouth? I can stuff an entire saltine (we just call them crackers up here) in my mouth at once but not without using my hands. Can you pick up a dime (ONE dime) with your toes??

  5. I’m a toe-grabber, too. As for other ‘stupid human tricks’: I’ve lost a good bit of weight since then, but in high school I could get $1.30 in dimes in my belly button. Yeah, I know…

  6. Hi cindy, you don’t know me but I found your blog through some friends’ blogs. I just wanted to stop by and say hi, since I read your blog every so often. I’m blessed by your writing and especially your honesty . . . so thanks! By the way, I can pick up almost anything with my toes. I don’t think I have any other human tricks, but I have an irrational fear of eye drops . . . does that count as anything?

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