Chris: Baby, do you know how much I love you?
Me: No, I don’t think so. Why don’t you tell me.
Chris: 28 steps worth
Me: 28 steps?
Chris: Yep. It’s 14 steps from the guest bath to our bathroom. And since you want to keep the guest bath clean, I go the extra 14 steps there and 14 steps back because I love you.
Me: Mmmm. Thank you, honey.
He sure knows how to pour it on thick, doesn’t he?