Y’all really have to hear this. I look at my stats like any other blogger but don’t put a ton of weight on them because quite frankly, I don’t really even understand what they all mean. I’m just sayin’. But, I do know what it means when people do a search for something on the internet. I have done PUH-len-tee in my day. There are two phrases that tickled me pink, just tickled me pink and I thought alla y’all’d get a kick out of them, too. (Note: “alla y’all’d” simply means all of you all would in Texas and Oklahoma.) Here are the phrases: 1. “went up a size” – longoria. 2. proverbs 31 don’t like cooking And there you go. If you have a blog or website, what’s the craziest phrase someone has used to find it?