I Must Introduce You To Olivia


This precious little darlin’ is not my daughter. However, I have offered to adopt her on many occasions. Her parents have said no all 57 times. I don’t blame them. Look at her 🙂 Olivia lives two doors down from us. She is approaching her 7th birthday but still loves to play with Seth, who is just 4. She’s a little mother to him. One of the things I love about Olivia is the things she says. She is awfully funny. I never know what she is going to say. Here are a few of my favorites: • “Cindy, you are a really great mom. You got us a treat from the store yesterday and today you are taking us to Sonic and the park? Wow, thank you so much.”“I know what a bar is.  It’s a place where they serve beer.  And beer isn’t good.”“I wear a size six in my clothes. And I wear a size 12 or 11 in my shoes. You know, just in case you ever want to buy me anything.”“Wow, Cindy, you sure can ride a bike good for someone your age.” Don’t you see why I’m crazy about this little sweetie?

13 thoughts on “I Must Introduce You To Olivia”

  1. That’s hilarious and cute! 🙂 That’s great you have such wonderful neighbors.

  2. How cute is she!
    Cindy Have a Happy Mother’s Day.
    I’m looking forward to Sunday my oldest turns 7 he’s the best gift I’ve ever recieved:)

  3. Happy Mom’s Day!!!
    Olivia has stunning eyes and a great sense of humor…
    I wonder what she’ll be when she grows up…??
    Awesome story!!

  4. How cute is she!

    “Kids Say the Darndest Things” was a show for a reason! 🙂 Best reality TV ever! haha.

  5. I SO want to be a kid again! And i want YOU to be my grown up neighbor. I’m sure you wouldn’t serve me butter milk every time I came to visit like my old neighbor did when i was in Kindergarten 😕

  6. I don’t know. With that disheveled look I think you could rake in a lot of money if you changed the title to something like “Please help this poor child from Nicaragua, found here begging for change in a local dollar store.” Slap a Knights of Columbus logo on the front of a brochure with her pic on it and you’re in business. Call me, I’ll help (for a small percentage, of course). raf

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