I don’t eat seafood because it comes from alligator water, and I hate swimming in indoor swimming pools for fear that the bottom might open up into hell.There. I said it. What do you think? I don’t really care what you think because I’m a recovering approval addict. However, I really do care what you think because I’m a recovering approval addict. More to come on the stories behind these ludicrous fears that have haunted me for my short 37 year life.