You think I kid, don’t you? Not so much. There are some adorable men in my life. I am mother to two of them and stepmother to one. So, when I think about them giving their hearts away to some girls later in life, I almost implode. They are my babies, for cryin’ out loud. So. I’d like to take the time to see if anyone out there is interested in “arranging” a little somethin’ for their daughters. Here is what you could expect from my little men: Noah, born in 1999: Adorable face, tender heart, smooth skin; isn’t afraid to tell you how he feels; loves Jesus and really doesn’t understand why everyone doesn’t believe in God; never wants to hurt a flea. Well, maybe a flea. Or snake. Or squirrel, but that’s really it. Jack, born in 2002: Hilarious; gorgeous blue eyes; runs like the wind; enjoys playing soccer and plans to buy his dad a pick-up truck when he becomes a professional soccer player; very obedient; has a southern accent that will keep you in stitches for days on end. Seth, born in 2004: Stunning child; looks like his momma 🙂 great sense of humor; very helpful and hard-working; will “work the land”; loves to pray and worship and sing his heart out; enjoys cuddling and kissing. If interested, please list your daughter’s resume below in the comments. Serious contenders only, please 🙂 I’m just sayin’.