Did y’all know that Ryan Seacrest is 33 years old? I Wikipediaed him. That is my new word. I will use it in future posts. I gare-rone-tee it. David C. – Hungry Like The Wolf – The boy was born in 1982. I began my “womanhood” that year. Did I say that out loud? Back to DC…He’s doing fine but his do-do’s don’t sound as good as Simon LeBon’s did. He seems to have some pitch problems, but he’s still a’ight. He really just didn’t seem into it. Wha…? Bobilo Riley? AnyWHO…pun intended. I am not so familiar with this song but I like the way he sounds on it. Resident Rocker Dude – Randy’s words. Side Chasing Rabbit Time: Did Paula just say what I think she said? She’s got a huge appetite after his song? Ahem. I’m blushing for her. The girl has got to start thinking about the news headlines and what they’ll say about her. Syesha – Proud Mary – She has nice legs. I think she’s doing pretty good on this song. I like the risks she’s taking as the weeks go on. I mean, she’s no Tina Turner, but at least she’s goin’ for it. And let’s just face it…the gurrrrrl can sang. A Change Is Gonna Come – What a dress. She’s gorgeous. Wow. She has really come along, folks. Got me some chill bumps, y’all. Woo. What a note at the end. Very nice. Ahh, sweet girl is crying. I need to give her a hug. Jason – I Shot The Sheriff – Ooooo, he’s got a Jamaica, “hey mon” vibe goin’ on. I don’t think this is anything magnificent but he’s showing a little more facial expression now. That’s all I can give him on this song. Mr. Tambourine Man – Oh bless the Lord, the boy lost his lyrics. He seems so checked out of this competition, don’t you think? He’s ready to head back to Rockwall, Texas, which I know happens to be a loverly place this time of year. Side Chasing Rabbit Time #2: Simon overreacted. It wasn’t great but it wasn’t like a “first round audition” my any means. I’m just sayin’. David A. – Stand By Me – Did y’all know I can do a great imitation of him? I’m pretty good. Okay, so he’s good. You can tell the boy has a great ear by the way he changes the melody and hits an alternate note in the chord. I really like his ability to do some creative things with his voice. The girls sure do like him. And I know Randy Jackson is a big fan, but saying that David does amazing every time he hits the stage? Uh, I dunno. He’s great, but every time? Love Me Tender – Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. I like this one. Very simple yet VERY fancy all rolled into one. He don’t play, y’all. He’s ready to get to the finale. Think he just might make it. Okay, Randy’s right. He’s uh-MAY-zing. Best of the Night: I’m gonna have to give it to David Archuleta. Going Home: Jason. It has to be Jason. See you on the back nine.