Alright, so I’m gonna do something new. I’m going to give a one-word description that will tell you what Chris and I thought about the American Idol performances this week. Here you go… David Archuleta – uh-MAY-zing (Make sure you say this like Kelly on The Office when she’s talking about Brad and Angelina’s baby) David Cook – Star Michael Johns – Eh Chikezie – Really? (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?) Jason Castro – Charming Syesha Mercado – Best of the Night (Wha?? Not one word? My bad.) Amanda Overmeyer – Predictable Carly Smithson – Controlled Ramiele Malubay – Corny Kristy Lee Cook – Okay Brooke White – Anti-dancer Pretty sure Ramiele is gone. I’m just sayin’. On a quick note, did anyone see Dancing With The Stars tonight? Marlee Matlin danced. AND SHE’S DEAF. Like she can’t hear a thang. Nada. Nothin’. Absolutely without the ability to hear. Breathtakingly beyond my imagination. That was somethin’.