Motherhood

Mom The Jailbird

A few years ago I had a conversation with my youngest son. It went a little something like this:
Me: Seth Joseph, do you need Mommy to give you a spanking for disobeying? Seth: And you will go to jail.

Anybody have a funny story like this to share?

3 thoughts on “Mom The Jailbird”

  1. Umm, that one from Sether Joe is easily one of my favorite kid quotes, EVER!

    The other day Kaiser was asking to play a game right after he’d been told it was time to take a bath. The following exchange took place between him and his daddy:

    Brett: How about tomorrow?
    Kaiser: How ’bout tah-NOW?

    We’ve got a negotiator on our hands, Folks.

    Love you and your brood!

  2. Kids say the darndest things, don’t they?

    My niece Rebekah was about 3 when I told her (for about the 4th time) that if she didn’t pick up her toys and get ready to leave for church, I would have to spank her. She didn’t even hesitate to reply, “And God won’t like you anymore!”

  3. Once a friend told her daughter she would get a spanking, and the little one replied the same way your son did. Guess what mom said: “Well, if I go to jail, they’ll also pick you up, bring you to a foster home, and you’ll never see me again. Are you sure you want to call the police?”
    End of the conversation.

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