A few years ago I had a conversation with my youngest son. It went a little something like this:

Me: Seth Joseph, do you need Mommy to give you a spanking for disobeying?

Seth: And you will go to jail.

Anybody have a funny story like this to share?



  1. Kyndal on Friday 10, 2011

    Umm, that one from Sether Joe is easily one of my favorite kid quotes, EVER!

    The other day Kaiser was asking to play a game right after he’d been told it was time to take a bath. The following exchange took place between him and his daddy:

    Brett: How about tomorrow?
    Kaiser: How ’bout tah-NOW?

    We’ve got a negotiator on our hands, Folks.

    Love you and your brood!

  2. Kids say the darndest things, don’t they?

    My niece Rebekah was about 3 when I told her (for about the 4th time) that if she didn’t pick up her toys and get ready to leave for church, I would have to spank her. She didn’t even hesitate to reply, “And God won’t like you anymore!”

  3. Marilene on Friday 10, 2011

    Once a friend told her daughter she would get a spanking, and the little one replied the same way your son did. Guess what mom said: “Well, if I go to jail, they’ll also pick you up, bring you to a foster home, and you’ll never see me again. Are you sure you want to call the police?”
    End of the conversation.


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